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Why Football is Evil:

Let's start from Christian assumptions, that sports and competition are part of the fullness of life, it completes the physical form and forms a united life that unites a team, linking the physical and emotional and the spiritual in a bond of love and pleasure. The rest of this essay is going to be devoted to deconstructing these assumptions

1. There is no equality in Football- Football is inherently about domination and submission, about assertion of the will to power over other bodies and mimetically over other social rivals. This can be demonstrated by listening to the language of sports, which often reveals more than people would spell out in an ethical context. “destroyed,” “cracked,” “smashed”- the common denominator is symbolic violence.

2. Football is a cover for lack. Football is merely a Band-Aid that covers over and reifies the tragic separation between opposing social groups that has cursed our world since it occurred. Far from team unifying, it’s rather transmuting each other while remaining separate and producing additional separate things, like a chemical reaction that produces new compounds while disappearing the ingredients that went into it. And worst of all, the hormones released during Football compels the participants to believe that they have established a genuine connection, like an opium addict forgetting their disgusting surroundings in a drug-induced haze.

3. All forms of love are opposed to each other: don’t fool yourself into thinking that the love of Football is somehow compatible with love of God, for this defies everything we know about love. Love is absolute loyalty to one thing, and thus completely contradicts and opposes love for anything else. Love for nation, love for Football and love for God are in absolute contradiction with each other. This is because love is truly a form of worship, and love of football is worship of certain ancient deities, some of whom are known as Hermes. This worship is absolutely incompatible with worship of the Platonic or Abrahamic One God. You have to choose!'

4. You’re feeding the archons- closely related to the last argument, but on a more occult level, is the realization that love of Football feeds the archons, powerful cosmic forces or persons which control Earth on the material level. As portrayed in Tracy Twyman’s Genuflect, these activities are a form of sacrifice that ends up feeding the forces that live off the energy of earth, and ultimately help them maintain the forms of control that work through facets of earthly life, which ensures that all humans are kept in a state of tragic subservience and isolation.

5. The myth of positive, healthy, or moral physical competition relies on a division between “degenerate” and normative sporting practices, but arguably this was blown apart by the revelations of Freudian psychoanalysis, in which it’s revealed that in sporting competition lies the foundation of sex. There is no non-sexual sport, and the division between moral and immoral forms of it is a false one.

6. Commercialization of Football proves that Football is evil- A lot of people have the intuition that the commercialization of Football has had negative, damaging effects, but commercial Football is merely filmed Football. Why does something become evil when it gets on camera, like some sort of moral version of the double slit experiment’s observer effect? Occam’s Razor suggests the property is inherent to the thing in itself.

7. Football teams aren't real- just to really hammer home the point that we can’t draw a distinction between degenerate and moral physical competition, I want you to consider the unstated assumption of the claim that “team” competition is different from other kinds. Why does a particular ritual cause an act to have a different inner essence than it had before? Why is it that the same act sometimes has a super secret evil inner essence and sometimes a super secret good inner essence? Does any of this make sense?

8. The Kingdom of God will be ushered in with the abolition of Football The unification of all things, the healing of the male-female divide, the end of gender. The cybernetic age is arguably the tunnel through which we will be pulled kicking and screaming into the new Aeon. Almost nothing will make it out the other side. Nothing attached that is. After Freud and Sade and Nietzsche, this entire system of bodily control turns towards finding immortality in the machines. St Paul, the first accelerationist, anticipated this when he said that the flesh is corrupt and that we must find something better.

Heidi's avatar

this is the most schizophrenic thing i’ve ever read

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